Photo gallery Nov 2025
Bots fired at Google
A meeting was held by residents of Ardilaun Square to talk about Google Maps. Google Maps has recently been captured navigating it's own thoroughfare through Croke Park and into the wrong end of the cul-de-sac, it was confirmed. The Google bots, it was rumoured were sacked for their incompetence, according to local gossip. "We said... Continue Reading →
Cars nominated on Ardilaun Square
A car nomination ceremony took place recently on Ardilaun Square. Five categories were chosen for the cars usually parked on the road and the cars were nominated as follows: Loudest car, best rally car, glossiest car and best getaway car. A special category was added for best utility car. The chosen winners were given shiny... Continue Reading →
Google causes Caboogle
The self appointed neighbourhood watch group hold a “speculate about the neighbours private lives meeting” every Sunday evening on Ardilaun Square. It was revealed at last nights meeting that Google appear to have fabricated a thoroughfare, at the back of the terrace through Croke Park. This thoroughfare had been, according to Google, open a few... Continue Reading →
The twinkling nameplate
The Ardilaun Square nameplate was spotted today, December 15th 2019, twinkling. The curious case of the twinkling nameplate continues to baffle locals. Our sleuth confirms that a false nail and hints of Shania Twain were found at the scene. The only other clue being that of a lingering smell of posh perfume, Chanel is suspected.... Continue Reading →
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