An assortment of select photographs
The Gareth Brooks fiasco 2.0
An information session was held in the new ball alley on Thursday evening to tell the locals all about what’s happening with the 7 concerts. “The place is suddenly lovely and clean”, said one local. “The ground outside and even the footpaths all got buffed the other day” said another. “Ah here, where’s the lovely... Continue Reading →
Bots fired at Google
A meeting was held by residents of Ardilaun Square to talk about Google Maps. Google Maps has recently been captured navigating it's own thoroughfare through Croke Park and into the wrong end of the cul-de-sac, it was confirmed. The Google bots, it was rumoured were sacked for their incompetence, according to local gossip. "We said... Continue Reading →
Cars nominated on Ardilaun Square
A car nomination ceremony took place recently on Ardilaun Square. Five categories were chosen for the cars usually parked on the road and the cars were nominated as follows: Loudest car, best rally car, glossiest car and best getaway car. A special category was added for best utility car. The chosen winners were given shiny... Continue Reading →
Google causes Caboogle
The self appointed neighbourhood watch group hold a “speculate about the neighbours private lives meeting” every Sunday evening on Ardilaun Square. It was revealed at last nights meeting that Google appear to have fabricated a thoroughfare, at the back of the terrace through Croke Park. This thoroughfare had been, according to Google, open a few... Continue Reading →
Animal Crackers
Curtain twitchers of Ardilaun Square and Ardilaun Road have reported hearing strange sounds in the dead of night while on self appointed neighbourhood watch. While patrolling, one neighbour claims "it was like the sort of thing you'd hear on a pig farm, it put me in mind of My Cousin Vinny". Another neighbour said "I... Continue Reading →
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