Bots fired at Google
A meeting was held by residents of Ardilaun Square to talk about Google Maps. Google Maps has recently been captured navigating it's own thoroughfare through Croke Park and into the wrong end of the cul-de-sac, it was confirmed. The Google bots, it was rumoured were sacked for their incompetence, according to local gossip. "We said... Continue Reading →
Google causes Caboogle
The self appointed neighbourhood watch group hold a “speculate about the neighbours private lives meeting” every Sunday evening on Ardilaun Square. It was revealed at last nights meeting that Google appear to have fabricated a thoroughfare, at the back of the terrace through Croke Park. This thoroughfare had been, according to Google, open a few... Continue Reading →
Animal Crackers
Curtain twitchers of Ardilaun Square and Ardilaun Road have reported hearing strange sounds in the dead of night while on self appointed neighbourhood watch. While patrolling, one neighbour claims "it was like the sort of thing you'd hear on a pig farm, it put me in mind of My Cousin Vinny". Another neighbour said "I... Continue Reading →
The twinkling nameplate
The Ardilaun Square nameplate was spotted today, December 15th 2019, twinkling. The curious case of the twinkling nameplate continues to baffle locals. Our sleuth confirms that a false nail and hints of Shania Twain were found at the scene. The only other clue being that of a lingering smell of posh perfume, Chanel is suspected.... Continue Reading →
Ardilaun Square, as seen by Google
Above is the Croke Villas site after 3 of the blocks were demolished. Last block standing can be seen as well as the green space that was originally part of the flats complex. The pictures below show Ardilaun Square, the bottom of the cul-de-sac with Croke Villas flats. The only 4 storey block overlooked... Continue Reading →